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Drunk Minecraft ( Youtuber AU, Anniversary Part2 )

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" Let's get started!"



Jack turned on his microphone, starting up his camera as Toothless began talking.



" What're we building today?" The gamer asked, opening up his liquor bottle.



Jack took a large gulp of his already opened drink, pulling up Minecraft on his desktop.



" I'm gonna spell Hiccup in really big blocks so he doesn't get mad at me!"



Bunny, who was supervising his boyfriend on the bed, also building from his laptop, spoke up, " Why would he be mad at you?"



" He told me not to use the spin-y chair when I'm drunk."


" Dude Hiccup is scary! Switch the chairs!!" Toothless gasped, almost dropping his alcohol.


" I got this! I'll get drunk but not TOO drunk, he won't even know! Unless he kisses me..."





....





Multiple failed building attempts later, Jack was spinning around in his chair.



He was very drunk.


The Youtuber had managed to spell 'Hiccup' with three C's and two P's, and was swaying back and forth in his seat.



" Toothless!"


" Yeah?"


" We gotta do the thing!"


" What thing?"


" The THING!"


" OHHH THE THING!"



Bunny raised an eyebrow, in the middle of building a virtual Easter Island.


" It's a wonder you two can manage to communicate."





..





Hiccup petted Toothless the cat mindlessly, playing the Cat Lady and making faces as he pointed and clicked.



The room was lit up by the warm light of his lamp, and he spoke softly to his fans.


" So this game was requested a lot, and I feel like you guys are calling me insane."



Well, he had requested games that made you think.



He rested his chin on his cat's stomach, completely absorbed in the strange story.


" I think I'll play Alice after this just to feel sane again."



Hiccup suddenly stiffened, looking down at his chair.



" THAT LITTLE-!..I gotta go guys, I'll be right back."


Hiccup got up so fast he scared Toothless, who ran after him as he hurried into the hall.



For a moment, the video recorded only sounds from the unclosed game.



" JACKSON OVERLAND FROST."



Jack jumped, quickly setting down his drink. Toothless snickered.



The door swung open.



" H-heyyyy, love!~"


" Are you drunk?"


"...Nu?"



Hiccup folded his arms, looking down at the wheeled chair.



" So you stole the chair and then drank?"


"........Nuu?"



" Hi Hiccup!" Toothless said over Skype.



Hiccup stormed over to his boyfriend, glaring down at him.



Jack pulled him into his lap.



Hiccup gasped as he was sloppily kissed, tongue coating around his mouth with salivia. He cringed at the drunken taste.


" Drunk idiot." Hiccup grumbled, squeaking when Jack nipped his nose.


" Is Hiccup drunk too?" Toothless called out, trying to finish his 'artistic' rainbow.


" Oh, MiM, I hope not. We all know what happens when Hiccup gets drunk." Bunny groaned.



Hiccup blushed bright red.



Jack snickered, " Remember last time?"


" DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!" Hiccup exclaimed, smacking his boyfriend's leg.


" My mouth does." Bunny said.


" STOP!!" Hiccup wailed.


" Just face it, Hiccup! You're a romantic viking who can't hold a drink!"


" I can hold a drink!!"


" Sweetie, you're drunk after half a glass."


" How is it that his whole family can chug down alcohol and he's such a lightweight?"



The livestream went nuts, everyone in the chat demanding to know 'what happened last time.'



" Hiccup got drunk and madeout with Bunny at the bar."



As everyone started laughing and retelling the embarrassing story, Hiccup retreated to the corner of the room.


He took a big gulp of Jack's half-drunk liquor.
:iconstrawberrybunny4341: Told you I'd write it!~ :iconloveloveplz:

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HeroInACuteSmile's avatar
'Hiccup got drunk and made out with Bunny'....someone really needs to draw this!